Listener Schuyler Hupp asks:
Hey, how come when it's "fore," then it's "word," but when it's "back," then it's "ward?"
Well, little buddy, you see, in times not long past, insane asylums had towering neon marquees.
- POUGHKEEPSIE BOOBY HATCH
- CARBONDALE HOME FOR THE ANNOYING
- PRESBYTERIAN MANOR OF RESTRAINT
The WARDS, where the patients played checkers with their noses in their straitjackets, were in the BACK.
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