There's one bar in my town. It's right around the corner but I've never been there. Often, when I'm on my computer in the stairwell, I hear drunks leaving. It usually sounds something like this:
"You know what? You treat me like fucking SHIT. Fuck you. I mean seriously... fuck... YOU!"
Then doors slam and tires squeal. Boy, does that sound like a fun place. I want to go where the happy people are.