THAT (that) wrote,

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I have been unanimously elected to single-handedly constitute the Supreme Deliberative Tribunal of Fabustan, whence I shall be enthroned atop a high mountain, issuing my Irrevocable Judgments and Decrees upon all who dare to approach Me and all who do not.  I will be attended by 12 singing turtles in satin judges' robes who shall render my judgments in spontaneous verse that would make Byron weep for envy. 

My first decree is herewith the Banishment To Suburban Nebraska of all so-called "singers" who use pitch-correction software.  Let the Turtles Of Proclamation Sing Forth!
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