In other news, if you still have some hope for humanity? There's an easy fix for that. Read the comments on any public message board. That'll cure ya.
Or you can read the news itself:
"I can guarantee you that there is a team of people listening to the tape and trying to come up with a plausible explanations for why he is wheezing," said Kiriakou. "Second, of all why did he release the tape with the wheezing in it? Is it a chronic condition and he had to release the tape now because he's not going to get any better? Or, was there some other reason for releasing the tape now?"
I fully understand, btw, that pointing out the suffocating omnipresence of human stupidity does not make me smart. I'm not that stupid.