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Static Ahead: Fines Double

I was surprised to find that in El Paso the local television stations still sign off at night.  Which makes me nostalgic for the days of my youth, when media transmission was still bounded by the ancient diurnal rhythms of the natural world.

But I was  especially pleased to find that the New York Times TV schedule website  featured a link for  the schedule item "sign off":

EPISODE GUIDE
SHOW TITLE: SIGN OFF
CATEGORY:
CHANNEL: 13 [KCOS]
DATE / TIME: May 14: 11:30PM
May 15: 11:30PM
May 16: 11:30PM
May 17: 11:00PM
May 18: 11:00PM
May 19: 11:30PM
May 20: 11:30PM
May 21: 11:30PM
May 22: 11:30PM
May 23: 11:30PM
May 24: 11:00PM
May 25: 11:00PM
May 26: 11:30PM
May 27: 11:30PM
May 28: 11:30PM
May 29: 11:30PM
May 30: 11:30PM
May 31: 11:00PM
CHANNEL: 13 [KCOSDT2]
DATE / TIME: May 14: 11:00PM
May 15: 11:00PM
May 16: 11:00PM
May 17: 6:00AM, 11:00PM
May 18: 6:00AM, 11:00PM
May 19: 11:00PM
May 20: 11:30PM
May 21: 11:00PM
May 22: 11:00PM
May 23: 11:00PM
May 24: 6:00AM, 11:00PM
May 25: 6:00AM, 11:00PM
May 26: 11:00PM
May 27: 11:30PM
May 28: 11:00PM
May 29: 11:00PM
May 30: 11:00PM
May 31: 6:00AM, 11:00PM
June 1: 6:00AM
CHANNEL: 22 [KRWG]
DATE / TIME: May 15: 12:00AM
May 16: 12:00AM
May 17: 12:00AM
May 18: 12:00AM, 11:30PM
May 20: 12:00AM
May 21: 12:00AM
May 22: 12:00AM
May 23: 12:00AM
May 24: 12:00AM
May 25: 12:00AM, 11:30PM
May 27: 12:00AM
May 28: 12:00AM
May 29: 12:00AM
May 30: 12:00AM
May 31: 12:00AM
June 1: 12:00AM
CHANNEL: 22 [KRWGDT2]
DATE / TIME: May 15: 12:00AM
May 16: 12:00AM
May 17: 12:00AM
May 18: 12:00AM, 11:30PM
May 20: 12:00AM
May 21: 12:00AM
May 22: 12:00AM
May 23: 12:00AM
May 24: 12:00AM
May 25: 12:00AM, 11:30PM
May 27: 12:00AM
May 28: 12:00AM
May 29: 12:00AM
May 30: 12:00AM
May 31: 12:00AM
June 1: 12:00AM
CHANNEL: 7 [KVIA]
DATE / TIME: May 17: 2:36AM
May 18: 2:35AM
May 24: 2:36AM
May 25: 2:35AM
May 31: 2:36AM
June 1: 2:35AM
CHANNEL: 7 [KVIADT]
DATE / TIME: May 17: 2:36AM
May 18: 2:35AM
May 24: 2:36AM
May 25: 2:35AM
May 31: 2:36AM
June 1: 2:35AM
CHANNEL: 7 [KVIADT2]
DATE / TIME: May 15: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 16: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 17: 3:30AM, 6:00AM
May 18: 2:00AM, 6:00AM
May 19: 2:00AM, 6:00AM
May 20: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 21: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 22: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 23: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 24: 3:00AM, 6:00AM
May 25: 2:00AM, 6:00AM
May 26: 2:00AM, 6:00AM
May 27: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 28: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 29: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 30: 1:00AM, 6:00AM
May 31: 3:00AM, 6:00AM
June 1: 2:00AM, 6:00AM
RUN TIME:
NOTES: English


Better yet, all this non-programming is somehow in English. 

Man, I could read that all night, until  Power Yoga: Mind and Body: Breath comes on at 6:00 a.m.

Good times.
Tags: el paso, tv
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